Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (March 5, 2021)

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Mar 5, 2021 3:00 PM EST

Have you ever found yourself spacing out, pondering the existence of the universe, and suddenly, bam, you have an epiphany so brilliant that you have to share it with the world? If so, you might have had a shower thought, AKA a philosophical stroke of genius. They come when you least expect them, and they almost always change the way you think going forward. Each week, we share the top shower thoughts as ranked by the internet with you, and this week's are equally as brilliant as the last.



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  • 01
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TiltedPerspectives 3 days ago 8 32 2 A hero would sacrifice you to save the planet, but a villain would sacrifice the planet to save you.
    via u/TiltedPerspectives
  • 02
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Mumzaa 7 days ago 2 4 2 3 E 3 We learn in childhood that we don't have to like everyone, yet it takes us until adulthood to understand that implies not everyone has to like us.
    via u/Mumzaa
  • 03
    Mammal - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Weegee256 2 days ago Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.
    via u/Weegee256
  • 04
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/balls_on_the_table 1 day ago の2 High schoolers would appreciate recess a lot more than elementary schoolers do.
    via u/balls_on_the_table
  • 05
    Rectangle - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zacharye123 4 days ago 2 2 2 3 You could probably rent a Lamborghini for less than a ambulance ride.
    via u/zacharye123
  • 06
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/SayLittleDoMuch 4 days ago There's like a 7-billion-way tie for people who hold the fewest world records.
    via u/SayLittleDoMuch
  • 07
    Mammal - A r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/KreativiT 4 days ago There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company.
    via u/KreativiT
  • 08
    Font - · Posted by u/potential_hermit 6 days ago There is a generation of people who are the last to know the hell of calling your significant other's house phone and having to ask a parent if they are available, then making small talk until they got on the line.
    via u/potential_hermit
  • 09
    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/TheBros13 6 days ago 3. 2 S 3 A Saying "Simon says don't listen to Simon" would create a paradox in which you have to listen to Simon due to the rules of the game, but because of what Simon said, you can't listen to him, but because of the rules in the game, you have to listen to Simon.
    via u/TheBros13
  • 10
    Organism - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Corvus_Manufaktura 2 days ago The most unbelievable thing about the HP universe is that Harry doesn't have Borderline Personality Disorder for years of childhood neglect, abuse and generally being treated like a dog
    via u/Corvus_Manufaktura
  • 11
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/SpellDostoyevsky 7 days ago 2 Stuart Little's adopted parents just wanted a friend for their natural born son, they didn't want to actually raise another kid so their decision to adopt a rat (that would conveniently die in a decade) makes a lot more financial sense.
    via u/SpellDostoyevsky
  • 12
    Font - E r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Catalyzed_Spy 3 days ago An unskippable 5-second advertisement feels longer than skipping an ad after 5 seconds
    via u/Catalyzed_Spy

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